• Lazytown

    Lazytown: Iceland’s OTHER great disaster.

  • Where the Wild Things Are

    Kings, Orcs, Real Piles, Wolf Boys and Rumpi… It’s all here! So where is the Wildness?

  • Yo Gabba Gabba

    Proof that Kierkegaard was almost right; and that his followers must be stopped.

  • Air Bud: Golden Receiver

    At last: a wide receiver
    who isn’t a prima donna.

  • TMBG: Here Come the A,B,C’s

    The world’s geekiest band is ready
    to teach your kids how to
    Read, wRite, & ROCK!

  • Planet 51

    A pro wrestler travels through space only to discover the guy from the Mac ads is an Alien…
    Planet 51 is a Geek Tour de Force!

  • iCarly

    iDon’t like this show.
    uWon’t either.
    But urKids will LOL.

  • Tooth Fairy

    They warned us that “The Tooth Hurts.”
    They were right.

  • The Backyardigans

    A whole wide world to explore,
    but NOTHING in the refrigerator.
    Make believe only goes so far.

  • Cars

    How did they manage to make NASCAR look cool?

The Water Horse5 comments

water horse coverEvery Monster dies.
Not every Monster really lives.
Find out how the Loch Ness monster nearly lost World War 2 for the Allies, and why Sinead O’Connor cheered.

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Barbie Presents Thumbalina0 comments

barbie-presents-thumbelina-dvd-coverTwillerbeesTM hurt like Killer Bees.
You’ve been warned.

Mattel takes hypocrisy to new levels by lecturing kids on the evils of factories. That alone would have made this program Cringe Worthy.

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Tinkerbell & The Lost Treasure0 comments

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What do you get when you pilfer a classic work of literature, kidnap its homicidal side character, and recast her as a princess? Tinkerbell.
Selling out has never been this much fun!

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Sponge Bob Square Pants7 comments

spongebobsmileHe lives in a pineapple under the sea… and in a hotbed of controversy. Is Sponge Bob a comic genius or a maddening idiot?

Find out what the infuri-ometer thought, and feel free to chime in on the debate!

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Oobi24 comments

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A children’s show that will pique your curiosity about wheat thresher-related hand accident statistics.
We think Oobi might be the WORST kids show ever. Want to prove us wrong? See how long you can watch the clip…

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Star Wars: The Clone Wars0 comments

Clone Wars Cover
Not only are the characters now fully animated, the storyline is fully contradictory!
At last, George Lucas’ journey toward complete mindless commercialism is complete.

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Alvin & the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel8 comments

Yes, going to school with pretentious rats would have been excruciating.

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Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs1 comment

You haven’t seen food this dangerous since stuffed crepes down at IHOP.

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Caillou5 comments

caillou cover If you think his name and the fact that he is bald is annoying, just wait until he opens his mouth.

Caillou is a show full of bland mysteries. Find out how the Infuri-Ometer saw things.

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