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  • A

  • Air Bud: Golden ReceiverAt last: a wide receiver who isn't a prima donna.
  • Aliens in the Atticashley-tisdale-aliens-attic
    A family bands together to save humanity. But who is the real enemy: the Aliens or Ashley Tisdale? Find out who wins the ultimate battle between pasty Aliens, 12 year old gamers, & Marie Barone.
  • Alvin & the Chipmunks: The SqueakquelYes, going to school with pretentious rats would have been excruciating.

  • B

  • Baby EinsteinBaby Einstein's-AEBaby Eisnteins are supposed to make your child smart. So how come an episode entitled "Baby Noah--Animal Expeditions" contains exactly 0 Noahs and 0 Expeditions? Find out why Baby Einsteins will appeal to your toddler, and why it will creep you out a little.
  • Barbie Presents Thumbalinabarbie-presents-thumbelina-dvd-coverTwillerbeesTM hurt like Killer Bees. You've been warned.
    Mattel takes hypocrisy to new levels by lecturing kids on the evils of factories. That alone would have made this program Cringe Worthy.
  • BOLTbolt-final-posterThis Christmas, when you tell your kids Santa Clause is a fraud, you can also tell them about BOLT.
    Find out why BOLT scored a mediocre 4 on the Infuri-Ometer, leaving our review in emotional shambles.

  • C

  • Cailloucaillou cover If you think his name and the fact that he is bald is annoying, just wait until he opens his mouth.
    Caillou is a show full of bland mysteries. Find out how the Infuri-Ometer saw things.
  • CarsHow did they manage to make NASCAR look cool?
  • Cloudy with a Chance of MeatballsYou haven't seen food this dangerous since stuffed crepes down at IHOP.

  • D

  • Dora's Christmas Carol Adventure
    Does Dora's Christmas Carol Adventure make our Naughty or Nice list? Read our in-depth analysis of Swiper's clepto-mania, and find out why he ages faster than Dora and Boots.
  • "Drama Queen"drama queen coverIn a role that surprised no one, Lindsey Lohan plays a spoiled teenager trying to claw her way to the top. Find out why you should keep your impressionable daughters (and yourself!) far, far away from this film.
  • DreamerdreamerposterKurt Russell is back in this long-awaited TOMBSTONE sequel.
    And hell's comin' with him... Find out why we liked Dreamer and why you, as a parent, should NOT let Dakota Fanning--or any kid for that matter--have access to your credit cards.

  • F

  • Fly Me to the Moonfly_me_to_the_moon_movie_posterIf a Fly flew to outer space and began floating in null gravity, would anybody care??? Find out why Fly Me To the Moon scored a lackluster 4 on the Infuri-Ometer despite really sweet animation and a brief cameo by virtual Space Monkeys.
  • Fresh Beat Bandtwist What happens when Mickey Mouse Club hopefuls fail to make the cut?
    Fresh Beat Band! Find out why we didn't like Fresh Beat Band, despite TWIST's impressive spitting talent.

  • G

  • G ForceG force cover2
    If you enjoy the chaos inside your local Chuck-E-Cheese, you'll love the feel of G Force. But if not, you will likely feel a migrane lurking. Read the review to find out why!
  • Go, Diego, Go!go diego While the story line calls him Dora’s cousin, Diego is really the male incarnation of Dora. Find out how a boy who spends his time in constant danger can still be "Mostly Harmless."

  • H

  • Happy Feethf_posterIt's part Gene Kelly, part Michael Moore, and part Cheech & Chong, but Happy Feet is 100% Disaster. Despite the impressive songs and visuals, we didn't like Happy Feet much. Find out why it earned a 7 on the Infuri-Ometer.
  • Horselandhorseland fast and fearlessThe next time someone tells you that dreams of High-End Horse Boutiques don't come true, you tell them about Horseland.
    Find out how these horses get fabulous hair AND Sean Connery!

  • I

  • iCarlyiDon't like this show. uWon't either. But urKids will LOL.
  • Ice Age 3ice-age-3 The Dawn of the Dinosaurs It's time to thaw out the Cash Cow. Find out what we thought of Ice Age 3, and get a sneak peak into the 2013 release of Ice Age 7: Freezer Burn!
  • Imagine Thatimagine-that
    Better yet, Imagine your kids watching a different movie.
    Find out why Imagine That earned a Cringe Worthy rating from the Infuri-Ometer.

  • K

  • Kung Fu PandaKun Fu Panda CoverBruce Lee meets Nacho Libre in the best kids' workout movie ever made. Kung Fu Panda ought to get 2 different ratings: One during the film, and one for the after effects. Find out how the Infuri-Ometer saw things.

  • L

  • LazytownLazytown: Iceland's OTHER great disaster.

  • M

  • Max & RubyMax & Ruby cover
    They're like Donnie and Marie…except that they're rabbits…and much less repulsive. Find out why Max & Ruby's simplistic formula might turn your brain to mush before you even realize what's happening.
  • Meet the Robinsonsmeet the robinsons coverThe Future has arrived, and Tom Selleck is there! But how annoying will it be? Find out why we Meet the Robinsons earned an impressive "3" rating, and why you should add it to your Netflix Queue.

  • O

  • Oobioobi2 A children's show that will pique your curiosity about wheat thresher-related hand accident statistics. We think Oobi might be the WORST kids show ever. Want to prove us wrong? See how long you can watch the clip...

  • P

  • Planet 51A pro wrestler travels through space only to discover the guy from the Mac ads is an Alien... Planet 51 is a Geek Tour de Force!

  • R

  • Race to Witch Mountainrace_to_witch_mountain Read our very first Play-by-Play Movie Review! Feel what we felt while watching "Race to Which Mountain." Smell what we smelled (because the Rock was cooking.) And find out what the Infuri-Ometer thought!

  • S

  • Santa Buddies
    Watch the magic of Christmas fade right before your very eyes! Santa Buddies catapulted itself to the top of the "Most Annoying Christmas Movie" in record time! Find out how.
  • Shark TaleShark_Tale_CoverWill Smith and Jack Black take you on a wild under-the-sea adventure to places you already see every day. Shark Tale has in impressive cast, but we're not sure whether or not it had an actual script. That's just one reason we the Infuri-Ometer gives it a 5.
  • Snow Buddies120-snow.buddies.2008-A formulaic, adorable little train wreck that will leave you cold inside. Find out why Snow Buddies earned a Mostly Harmless rating of 5 on the Infuri-Ometer, and play "Guess the Next Buddy Scenario" with your kids.
  • Space BuddiesSpaceBuddiesDVDBoxartThe Buddies are Back with their 3rd Feature Film in as many Weeks! Find out why every Russian and American citizen, both K-9 and Bi-ped, deserves an apology for the mere existence of this film.
  • Space Chimpsspace_chimps_posterMonkeys, Spaceships, and Puddy from Seinfeld. It should be a slam dunk, unless these monkeys evolved too much to put on a good show. Find out why this Monkey Flick earned a mediocre 5 on the Infuri-Ometer.
  • Sponge Bob Square PantsspongebobsmileHe lives in a pineapple under the sea... and in a hotbed of controversy. Is Sponge Bob a comic genius or a maddening idiot?
    Find out what the infuri-ometer thought, and feel free to chime in on the debate!
  • Star Wars Holiday SpecialYes, the Holiday Special really happened, and you can watch it here! See Luke Skywalker dress up as Tammy Fay Baker. Hear Princess Leah sing the Life Day Carol. Ring in the New Year with Chewy's family, Mala, Itchy & Lumpy. Did Lucas ever care? Read our review, and see how long you can watch.
  • Star Wars: The Clone Wars Clone Wars Cover
    Not only are the characters now fully animated, the storyline is fully contradictory!
    At last, George Lucas' journey toward complete mindless commercialism is complete.
  • Strawberry ShortcakestrawberryshortcakehappilyeverafterThe song says she's "so sweet, just like her name." But where is the line between sweet and too sweet? Find out why Strawberry Shortcake is so baffling to boys everywhere, and why her videos earn her an Cringe-Worthy 8 on the Infuri-Ometer.

  • T

  • The BackyardigansA whole wide world to explore, but NOTHING in the refrigerator. Make believe only goes so far.
  • The Cat in the Hatcat_in_the_hat_verdvd It's "Dr. Suess meets The Love Guru." Only without the Dr. Suess Part.
    Find out why we still despise "The Cat" after 5 years, and why it might drive you to physical violence after just 30 minutes.
  • The Magic School BusMagic-School-Bus1Trusting an insane teacher with a shrink ray has never been so much fun! The Magic School Bus scored a 7 on the Infuri-Ometer. Find out why!
  • The Tale of Despereauxdespereaux cover First he came to America. Then he went west. Now, Fievel goes Medieval. Find out why we like Despereaux despite Sigorney Weaver's subpar narration.
  • The Water Horsewater horse coverEvery Monster dies. Not every Monster really lives.
    Find out how the Loch Ness monster nearly lost World War 2 for the Allies, and why Sinead O'Connor cheered.
  • Tinkerbell & The Lost TreasureTinkerbell cover
    What do you get when you pilfer a classic work of literature, kidnap its homicidal side character, and recast her as a princess? Tinkerbell. Selling out has never been this much fun!
  • TMBG: Here Come the A,B,C'sThe world's geekiest band is ready to teach your kids how to Read, wRite, & ROCK!
  • Tooth FairyThey warned us that "The Tooth Hurts." They were right.

  • U

  • UPup-movie-posterIt might just be the "Citizen Kane" of flying house movies. Just in time for the Holidays! Up received a near perfect rating on the Infuri-Ometer. Buy it from our Amazon store. You get a great movie, we get a commission. Everybody wins.

  • W

  • Where the Wild Things AreKings, Orcs, Real Piles, Wolf Boys and Rumpi... It's all here! So where is the Wildness?

  • Y

  • Yo Gabba GabbaProof that Kierkegaard was almost right; and that his followers must be stopped.