An Open Letter to the Easily Offended
Dear Reader,

You have told us, “You guys don’t get it. Kids shows are for KIDS, not adults!” We agree. Actually, we have nothing against the makers of Teletubbies, Santa Buddies, or Oobi. They are fine people, I am sure. We don’t begrudge them for making money on their creations. Would we sacrifice our shame for big bucks?